Frequently Asked
"Pleasure to me is wonder--the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.”
If you have a question that is not covered here or elsewhere on my site, feel free to email me.
I require a deposit to reserve my time and confirm an appointment. Honestly, it’s also a litmus test for how trustworthy you believe me to be, which I believe is essential to us having a quality experience together. I require a 50% deposit for all new clients, and a 30% deposit for all returning clients. I accept deposits via Amazon eGift card, select gift cards, CashApp (on a case-by-case basis), FedEx cash, and Bitcoin.
Dates cancelled with less than 48 hours of notice forfeit the full deposit.
Dates cancelled with less than 1 week’s notice forfeit 50% of the deposit. The remaining 50% can be applied to a future date if rebooked within 60 days, minus the cost of hotel and airfare expenses (which are forfeited regardless of when the cancellation occurs).
Deposits for dates cancelled with more than 7 days of notice can be applied to a future date if rebooked within 60 days, minus the cost of hotel and airfare expenses (which are forfeited regardless of when the cancellation occurs).
Like ‘Alexandra,’ without the ‘Alex.’ (If you’re making reservations for us somewhere, using the full ‘Alexandra’ is preferable, for discretion.)
Of course I have a fondness for clients of exquisite charm and distinguished taste: doctors, pilots, successful businessmen and entrepreneurs… But I’m a practical, down-to-earth person at my core, so I also quite enjoy the company of humble men who prefer flip-flops over suits; the great outdoors over the stock market; and small-town charm over big-city bustle. My ideal client is not a typical “hobbyist,” but a selective, respectful person who’s looking for depth and authenticity in companionship. I also genuinely enjoy spending time with other ladies, and I am a sucker for a good sense of humor and playful sarcasm. Puns are my love language.
They don’t exist. I prefer to keep our private experiences private and expect that you will respect my no-review policy. I prefer to stay mostly UTR and believe that private rendezvous are best when they remain private. Please see my Reviews page for more information.
Most likely in an inflatable T-Rex costume, or possibly a onesie with a butt flap. But seriously, I don’t have a standard “uniform.” I will generally meet you in something casual and unsuspecting; probably wedges, sandals, riding boots, or something similar. If you desire the company of someone who “looks like an escort” in public, I am not the best companion for you. My hair is a natural color and length, my petite frame is evenly proportioned, and my nails rarely extend beyond the tips of my fingers. For those who desire something more specific, see the “Dress it Up” option on my Rates page.
Discretion is important to me, and I would hope for you, as well. For this reason (and others), I do not publish or share un-blurred photos. Discerning clients will both understand and appreciate the importance of maintaining this level of privacy.
I am a companion, not a restaurant; I do not offer a menu of services, and I find such questions distasteful. If you are tempted to ask such a question, I am not the right companion for you.
All of it. Why lie or exaggerate the truth? I’m me–what you see is what you get–take it or leave it. Making up a fictional version of myself would require entirely too much energy for me to keep straight! Being honest means I never have to remember which story to tell. (And those who know me will tell you that my memory is embarrassingly bad!)
If it has been more than 48 hours, chances are that your screening form was incomplete, you entered contact information incorrectly, it contained lewd or inappropriate content (such requests are immediately deleted), or you did not email a copy of your ID. If you believe this isn’t the case, I encourage you to email me.
Yes, and… I’ve seen many duos go sideways because the providers didn’t genuinely click. At best, everyone pretends their way through a good time. At worst: arguments, drama, and/or a client in the middle (not in a good way). Therefore, I only do duos with providers I know personally and have a real connection with. I currently offer duos with three other providers in Phoenix and a handful in Las Vegas. If you’re interested in the possibility of a duo with someone I don’t know, I suggest offering to coordinate an opportunity for she and I to get to know each other before committing to an intimate experience together. Connection is important to me!
Yes! Time with couples is some of my favorite! I require a short phone call with both parties after screening is complete, to ensure we’re all on the same page before putting an appointment on the books.
I prefer to think of them as health preferences, but yes, and thank you for asking. I maintain mostly a whole-food diet: quality, pasture-raised meat (yes, I love steak!), organic vegetables, organic fruit, etc. I am almost completely dairy-free, wheat-free, and egg-free, but I will not die if I inadvertently eat them and give myself grace and flexibility when my dietary preferences are unavailable and my sensitivity foods are unavoidable. (Don’t let this feel daunting! I have found delicious food everywhere I’ve dined.) I eat very little refined sugar (I am a card-carrying member of Nutellaholics Anonymous) and am not a heavy drinker.
I do not host from my residence, so advanced notice and a $150 hotel fee are required to coordinate incall appointments.
I do not conduct any business by phone or text. Please be mindful of this during the screening process. An accurate email address is required for me to contact you.
Please see my Screening and Appointment Request Form here. A government-issued ID is required.
