The Arrangement
"Anticipation of pleasure is, in itself, a very considerable pleasure."
- David Hume
The Phoenix metropolitan valley is my home, and I do not “tour.” However, I’ve expanded my travel offering to simplify bringing me to select cities. I am currently treating Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Palm Springs, San Diego, Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, Denver, and San Francisco as “home base” cities for daytime appointments of at least 3 hours. What does this mean for you? Meet me for a daytime rendezvous in any of these cities, and I’ll cover my travel and lodging. If you’re not in or visiting these cities, or if you’d like more quality time together, I am happy to FMTY and connect via a sponsored visit (see below).
Please understand that my consultation fees are for time and companionship only and are non-negotiable. Please see my FAQ page for deposit and cancellation information.
Historically, I offered a “Come as You Are” discount. As a low-volume provider and moonlighter, I do not live “date ready” (to the standards I ascribe to what some might call “high end” companionship, although I have been told my standards are excessively high) in my everyday life. This has meant date preparation–hair, nails, lashes, the whole shebang–needed to begin long before a rendezvous. Setting this time aside to prepare meant needing to make accommodations in other areas of my day-to-day life, so I began offering the “Come as You Are” discount, which meant getting me, sans date prep. No lashes, no manicured nails, no curled hair or flawless makeup; no designer clothes, no fancy lingerie. Just me, as I am. Maybe I’d be in jeans and a baseball hat; maybe yoga pants, tennis shoes, and a ponytail; maybe a summer dress and flip-flops. I’d bring the same great personality and attention, without the extra trappings. Over time, I’ve come to realize that this is what most of my good friends actually prefer. So, rather than offering a “Come as You Are” discount, I now offer a “Dress it Up” option. I’m always open to receiving special requests (and I’m obviously not going to show up to a nice restaurant in athleisure or to a nice event in flip flops), but if all the extra “polishing” is appealing to you, you’ll want to add the “Dress it Up” option.
All rates listed below are for outcall appointments. I do not maintain a personal incall. Incall appointments can be arranged with advanced notice.
Couples: I LOVE couples, and I do not charge any extra fees for couples.
Ready for a rendezvous? Complete my Screening & Appointment Request form now!
Rates
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1 Hour $1,000
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2 Hours $1,800 ($900/hr)
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3 Hours $2,400 ($800/hr)
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4 Hours $2,800 ($700/hr)
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6 Hours $3,750 ($625/hr)
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8 Hours $4,400 ($550/hr)
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12 Hours * $6,000 ($500/hr)
If overnight, includes our evening activities, restful sleep together (or separately, if you desire), and rising together in the morning.
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18 Hours * $7,650 ($425/hr)
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24 Hours * $9,600 ($400/hr)
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48 Hours * $15,600 ($325/hr)
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> 48 Hours * Inquire
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Fly Me To You (FMTY) Inquire
Is Phoenix not on the horizon of your travel plans? Fly me exclusively to you, with a 4 hour minimum to western US cities and 6 hour minimum to eastern US cities. FMTY rates are the same as local rates, plus the cost of my travel (a supplemental fee may be required for trips requiring extensive travel time).
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Sponsored Visit Inquire
Entice me to visit your city. 3 hour minimum to western US cities and 4 hour minimum to eastern US cities. Rates are the same as local rates, plus travel costs. Booking a sponsored visit is contingent upon my other activities in your city.
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"Dress it Up" $350
Sometimes the MILF next door is even better with some extra sprucing up! If aesthetic attention to detail tickles your fancy, this option is for you. This guarantees I'll show up manicured, pedicured, primped, and polished.
* Overnight dates require 7 hours of restful sleep.
Social Rates
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Virtual Coaching$350/hr
I am a legitimate ICF-accredited coach, available to help you explore both industry-related issues as well as personal and professional topics.
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Social Outings$500/hr
I am happy to meet for coffee and conversation, or to be your event guest or adventure sidekick!
Specials
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Pampered Paradise$2,500
Book a couples spa service (minimum 90 minutes) at a luxury spa of your choosing in the Phoenix metropolitan area. This date is inclusive of all spa time (spa services paid separately to the spa), and an additional three hours together.
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Poolside Paramour$1,400
I love pool time! Catch some rays, relax, read a book, chat, and people-watch with me by your side. I'll bring the suntan lotion to help with those hard-to-reach spots! 2 hours of poolside time, plus 20% off my regular rates if you desire additional time together sans UV exposure.
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Ski With Me
Any FMTY involving ski time receives 15% off my regular rates.
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All-Inclusive Mid Day Getaway$3,300 / $3,725 / $4,200
Want to see me but don't want to do the planning? This is your "easy button!" This package includes: (1) airport pickup (between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m.); (2) our brunch, lunch, or dinner reservation; (3) our hotel; (4) 3, 4, or 5 non-driving hours together; and (5) airport drop off (between 2 p.m. and 7 p.m.).